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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Simpkins eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛

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