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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Simba eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊

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