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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡
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