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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖

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