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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁
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