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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮

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