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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺

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