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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Buddy eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁

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