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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Rosie eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺

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