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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Daisy eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏

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