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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Pennywise eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺

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