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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Frodo eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺

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