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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Trotsky eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘

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