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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Hermoine eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖

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