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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Worf eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮

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