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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Piper eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃

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