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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Sparky eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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