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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Charlie eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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