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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Bella eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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