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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Frodo eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊

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