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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Worf eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖

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