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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Sugar eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁

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