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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Geoffrey eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡

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