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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Stella eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺

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