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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Stella eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗

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