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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Rufus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁

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