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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Murphy eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗

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