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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Snort eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛

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