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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Gizmo eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘

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