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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Buddy eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯

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