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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Lola eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗

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