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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Weasley eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊

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