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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗

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