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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Picard eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗

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