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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Worf eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛

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