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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Roxy eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺

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