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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Ginger eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗

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