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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Sparky eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻

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