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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Murphy eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁

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