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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Thor eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦

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