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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Thor eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡

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