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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Ziggy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘

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