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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Simpkins eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺

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