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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Maggie eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍

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