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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Millie eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗

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