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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Alfie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮

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