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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Bella eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮

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