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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Poppy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗

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