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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Voldemort eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦

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