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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮

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