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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Picard eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺

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