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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Rex eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗

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