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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Rex eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺

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